Monday, 8 February 2010

Reasons why Indians cannot hijack a plane!

1. They are always late. They would miss all the flights. 
2. They would talk loudly and bring attention to themselves. 
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, they would forget why they are there 
4. They talk with our hands; therefore they would have to put the weapons down. 
5. They would ALL want to fly the plane. 
6. They would argue and start a fight in the plane. 
7. They can't keep a secret; they would have told everyone a week before doing it. 
8. They would have put the country's flag on the windshield. 
9. They would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day 
10. They would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.

1 comment:

  1. 11. We have enough "Pushpaka Vimanam " even from the age of Epoc